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General Air Conditioning (Building) Garden Smokers Terrace
Activities Jacuzzi Lounge Bar
Services Helipad Private Parties Public Telephones Shop
Internet Large Screen TV Wi-Fi : Free of Charge Wi-Fi : in Public Areas
Parking On-Site with 70 spaces
Accommodation CD Player Complimentary Toiletries Direct Dial DVD Player Flat Screen TV IPod Docking Station Radio Alarm Clock Refreshment Tray Refrigerator Room Service Satellite TV Tea/Coffee
Dining Bar Bistro Brasserie Restaurant Wine Bar

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Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road Grafty Green, Maidstone, Kent ME17 2AR - United Kingdom
Booking Line: +44 (0)1775 843417
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The Who'd a Thought It was built during the reign of Henry VIII in the year 1545. It was originally a Thatched Farm Dwelling, forming part of a considerable farm estate. In 1740 it became a registered Ale House. In 1780 a fierce battle took place in nearby Lenham Heath between His Majesty's Dragoons and twenty Smugglers, concealing their true identity the Smugglers rested for the night at the Who'd A Thought It. When the innkeeper discovered this he never again opened his doors to strangers.

Today the Who'd A Thought It is a very individual and quite unique Sixteenth Century Champagne and Oyster House offering Luxury accommodation and a fine dining Restaurant, with picturesque gardens. It is set in the heart of the Kent Countryside, close to many interesting and alluring sites. The perfect setting for a relaxing sojourn.

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Rooms & Rates (Availability) of Who'd A Thought It

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Single Occupancy
Single Occupancy • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£60.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 1
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Taittinger Mini
Taittinger Mini • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£70.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Optional Extras are available for this room:
Single Occupancy - Sunday - Thursday. (Taittinger Mini)
A discount of £20.00 applies
Duval Leroy
Duval Leroy • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£90.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy - Sunday - Thursday (Duval Leroy)
A discount of £30.00 applies
Moet & Chandon “Geisha”
Moet & Chandon “Geisha”
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Moet & Chandon “Geisha”
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£100.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £40.00 applies
Pommery Gentlemans Club Room
Pommery Gentlemans Club Room
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Pommery Gentlemans Club Room
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£120.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £60.00 applies
Laurent Perrier Room
Laurent Perrier Room • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Optional Extras are available for this room:
Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Gosset Suite
Gosset Suite • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Optional Extras are available for this room:
Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Piper Heidsieck Suite
Piper Heidsieck Suite • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Optional Extras are available for this room:
Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Perrier Jouet Room
Perrier Jouet Room • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Bollinger Suite
Bollinger Suite • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£200.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Champagne and Shoes Room
Champagne and Shoes Room • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£260.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Dom Perignon Lodge
Dom Perignon Lodge • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£300.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Roederer Cristal
Roederer Cristal • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£300.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Dom Ruinart Room
Dom Ruinart Room • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£375.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Hotel Policies

These are general hotel policies for Who'd A Thought It. As they may vary per room type; please also check the room description.

48 Hours Prior to Arrival. (unless specified otherwise in the room description)
Please note that full payment for your reservation will be debited from your card upon completion of this booking.
Rates include breakfast (unless specified otherwise in the room description)
Children and Extra Bed Policy
Children Welcome.
Accessibility Policy
Hotel has Disabled Access Facilities
Accepted Credit Cards
American Express. Diners Club. Maestro. Mastercard. Visa.