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Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road Grafty Green, Maidstone, Kent ME17 2AR - United Kingdom
Telephone: +44 01622858951
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The Who'd a Thought It was built during the reign of Henry VIII in the year 1545. It was originally a Thatched Farm Dwelling, forming part of a considerable farm estate. In 1740 it became a registered Ale House. In 1780 a fierce battle took place in nearby Lenham Heath between His Majesty's Dragoons and twenty Smugglers, concealing their true identity the Smugglers rested for the night at the Who'd A Thought It. When the innkeeper discovered this he never again opened his doors to strangers.

Today the Who'd A Thought It is a very individual and quite unique Sixteenth Century Champagne and Oyster House offering Luxury accommodation and a fine dining Restaurant, with picturesque gardens. It is set in the heart of the Kent Countryside, close to many interesting and alluring sites. The perfect setting for a relaxing sojourn.

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Single Occupancy
Single Occupancy • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£60.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 1
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Taittinger Mini
Taittinger Mini
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Taittinger Mini
** Single Occupancy Rates available Monday- Thursday please either call us or request in additional information before confirming booking** **If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** Tattinger Mini is a brand new, smaller room here at the Who’d A Thought It...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£70.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy - Sunday - Thursday. (Taittinger Mini)
A discount of £25.00 applies
Moet & Chandon “Geisha”
Moet & Chandon “Geisha”
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Moet & Chandon “Geisha”
** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY** This room is newly appointed and was featured on the Hotel Inspector as it was fully revamped by Alex Polizzi’s creative team...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£100.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £40.00 applies
Pommery Gentlemans Club Room
Pommery Gentlemans Club Room
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Pommery Gentlemans Club Room
** Single Occupancy Rates available Monday- Thursday please either call us or request in additional information before confirming booking** **If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** The Pommery room has been jointly redecorated by Alex Polizzi’s team and the ourselves here at the Who’d A Thought It...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£120.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £60.00 applies
Laurent Perrier Room
Laurent Perrier Room
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Laurent Perrier Room
** Single Occupancy Rates available Monday- Thursday please either call us or request in additional information before confirming booking** **If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** Contemporary room with: • Jacuzzi spa bath • 42 inch flat screen TV, DVD, Hi-Fi Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Gosset Suite
Gosset Suite
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Gosset Suite
** Single Occupancy Rates available Monday- Thursday please either call us or request in additional information before confirming booking** **If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** This is a four poster room which has recently been restyled with animal prints...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Piper Heidsieck Suite
Piper Heidsieck Suite
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Piper Heidsieck Suite
** Single Occupancy Rates available Monday- Thursday please either call us or request in additional information before confirming booking** **If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** Light new contemporary suite with high quality furnishings...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Perrier Jouet Room
Perrier Jouet Room
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Perrier Jouet Room
** Single Occupancy Rates available Monday- Thursday please either call us or request in additional information before confirming booking** **If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** High quality furnishings with: • Jacuzzi bath • Four poster bed • Flat screen TV, DVD, Hi-Fi Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£140.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Optional Extras are available for this room:
Single Occupancy Sunday - Thurs
A discount of £80.00 applies
Bollinger Suite
Bollinger Suite
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Bollinger Suite
**If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** A wonderful hot tub room with jacuzzi spa bath ...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£200.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Champagne and Shoes Room
Champagne and Shoes Room
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Champagne and Shoes Room
**If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** A stunning contemporary suite, 3 rooms all open plan with: • 4 person hot tub with power shower • Large lounge area • Air conditioning • 50? & 32? flat screen TVs, surround sound, • DVD & full Sky TV package, • I-Pod docking station The large cow hide bed sits central in the bedroom, cool background lighting, sexy shoes in boxes, large round mirror on ceiling above the bed, refrigerator, microwave, hair-dryer, hair straighteners, lots of funky lighting...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£260.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Roederer Cristal
Roederer Cristal
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Roederer Cristal
**If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** Our latest and impressive addition to the Who’d a Thought it stable of luxury accommodation is the Cristal Room it is a celebration of the Art Deco era, capturing the traditional whilst celebrating the modern...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£300.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Dom Ruinart Room
Dom Ruinart Room
Breakfast included
Non Refundable
Dom Ruinart Room
**If You require a table on the night of you stay please provide time and number of people in additional information box and we will get back to you to confirm this** Our Latest edition New for 2014 This Suite is as Unique as it is Stunning No expense has been spared from the 18th Century Baroque Bed to the Modern Lounge Area...
• Included in Rate: Breakfast
Rates are per room per night
£375.00
Maximum No. of Adults : 2
Number of rooms
1
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Hotel Policies

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48 Hours Prior to Arrival. (unless specified otherwise in the room description)
Please note that full payment for your reservation will be debited from your card upon completion of this booking.
Rates include breakfast (unless specified otherwise in the room description)
Children and Extra Bed Policy
Children Welcome.
Accessibility Policy
Hotel has Disabled Access Facilities
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