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Hotel Facilities
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Air Conditioning (Building)
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Smokers Terrace
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Jacuzzi
Lounge Bar
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Helipad
Private Parties
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Shop
Internet
Large Screen TV
Wi-Fi : Free of Charge
Wi-Fi : in Public Areas
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On-Site with 70 spaces
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Flat Screen TV
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A la Carte Menu:
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Full English Breakfast:
GBP 10.00 pp
Restaurant (Restaurant)
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A la Carte Menu:
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Vegetarian Meals:
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Full English Breakfast:
GBP 10.00 pp
Who`d A Thought It
Headcorn Road Grafty Green, Maidstone, Kent ME17 2AR - United Kingdom
Telephone: +44 01622858951
The Who'd a Thought It was built during the reign of Henry VIII in the year 1545. It was originally a Thatched Farm Dwelling, forming part of a considerable farm estate. In 1740 it became a registered Ale House. In 1780 a fierce battle took place in nearby Lenham Heath between His Majesty's Dragoons and twenty Smugglers, concealing their true identity the Smugglers rested for the night at the Who'd A Thought It. When the innkeeper discovered this he never again opened his doors to strangers.
Today the Who'd A Thought It is a very individual and quite unique Sixteenth Century Champagne and Oyster House offering Luxury accommodation and a fine dining Restaurant, with picturesque gardens. It is set in the heart of the Kent Countryside, close to many interesting and alluring sites. The perfect setting for a relaxing sojourn.
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Single Occupancy
• Included in Rate: Breakfast Rates are per room per night
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Single Occupancy
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Moet & Chandon “Geisha”
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Moet & Chandon “Geisha” ** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY**
This room is newly appointed and was featured on the Hotel Inspector as it was fully revamped by Alex Polizzi’s creative team. It has been decorated in a geisha style with a wet room with power shower.
This room also includes –
• 42in Flat screen television
• DVD player
• Ipod docking station
Includes a continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Pommery Gentlemans Club Room
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Pommery Gentlemans Club Room ** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY**
The Pommery room has been jointly redecorated by Alex Polizzi’s team and the ourselves here at the Who’d A Thought It. This is a traditional gentlemans Club style room with a corner bath in the bedroom and a stunning wet room bathroom.
This room also includes –
• Flat screen television
• DVD player
• Ipod docking station
Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Laurent Perrier Room
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Laurent Perrier Room ** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY**
Contemporary room with:
• Jacuzzi spa bath
• 42 inch flat screen TV, DVD, Hi-Fi
Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Gosset Suite
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Gosset Suite ** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY**
This is a four poster room which has recently been restyled with animal prints.
This room includes:
• Jacuzzi bath
• 32 inch flat screen television
• DVD player,
• Ipod docking station
Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Piper Heidsieck Suite
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Piper Heidsieck Suite ** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY**
Light new contemporary suite with high quality furnishings.
• Jacuzzi bath
• Contemporary four poster bed
• Flat screen TV, DVD, Hi-Fi
• Private outside decking area
Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Perrier Jouet Room
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Perrier Jouet Room ** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY**
High quality furnishings with:
• Jacuzzi bath
• Four poster bed
• Flat screen TV, DVD, Hi-Fi
Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Ruinart Room
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Ruinart Room ** SINGLE OCCUPANCY DISCOUNTED RATES AVAILABLE SUNDAY-THURSDAY**
Contemporary room with:
• Jacuzzi spa bath
• 32? flat screen TV, DVD, Hi-Fi
Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Bollinger Suite
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Bollinger Suite The Bollinger room is one of our most popular rooms and has recently been refurbished; its opulent decor and hot tub really makes this room stand out.
This room also includes-
• 42 inch flat screen television
• DVD player
• Ipod docking station
Includes a half a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
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Champagne and Shoes Room
• Included in Rate: Breakfast Rates are per room per night
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Champagne and Shoes Room A stunning contemporary suite, 3 rooms all open plan with:
• 4 person hot tub with power shower
• Large lounge area
• Air conditioning
• 50? & 32? flat screen TVs, surround sound,
• DVD & full Sky TV package,
• I-Pod docking station
The large cow hide bed sits central in the bedroom, cool background lighting, sexy shoes in boxes, large round mirror on ceiling above the bed, refrigerator, microwave, hair-dryer, hair straighteners, lots of funky lighting.
Includes a full a bottle of Champagne for double occupancy and when paying full price. Continental breakfast for early checkout or full cooked breakfast served between 9.30am – 11am.
• Rooms are Ensuite
Room Policies • Included in Rate: Breakfast
Hotel Policies
These are general hotel policies for
Who`d A Thought It .
As they may vary per room type; please also check the room description.
Cancellation Policy 48 Hours Prior to Arrival. (unless specified otherwise in the room description)
Payment Policy Please note that full payment for your reservation will be debited from your card upon completion of this booking.
Breakfast Rates include breakfast (unless specified otherwise in the room description)
Children and Extra Bed Policy Children Welcome.
Accessibility Policy Hotel has Disabled Access Facilities
Accepted Credit Cards American Express. Diners Club. Maestro. Mastercard. Solo Debit Card. Visa.